Plot twist: A is actually some kid who had the wrong number the whole time

k-yute:

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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you are satan

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relahvant:

i really just want to buy a plane ticket to a city i’ve never been to, or get an impulsive tattoo… just do something really in the moment and spontaneous for a change

(via yoursforever23)

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via automatically)